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From “Crisis at SciCon 2012″ by Madelyn Aisha Goeke

The precinct doors flew open, and a squat figure entered flanked by uniformed officers (well, perhaps they were more following than flanking, given how much of the corridor the man took up). An officer...

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From “All Tapped Out” by Madelyn Aisha Goeke

Officer Caruthers rubbed the back of his head. “Chief Strong has brought in an…outside advisor.” Detective Gorrister sighed. “Strong and his outside advisors. This isn’t another radio psychic, is it?”...

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From “Fatal Fall of the Fireshields” by Madelyn Aisha Goeke

Chief Irons nodded. “He was…recommended to me after the imbroglio with that serial killer and those role-playing cards.” “A psycho leaving playing cards at murder scenes like the goddamn Joker?” said...

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From “The Manic Pixie Dream Girl Scam” by Madelyn Aisha Goeke

“So you gave her your personal passwords, your credit card number, and your Social Security number even though you’d only just met?” said Officer Carruthers incredulously. “You don’t understand!”...

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From “Nerkle” in “The Suburban Dictionary, 15th ed.” edited by Troy Cidani

nerkle (plural nerkles) Pronunciation (Brit) enPR: nûkl, IPA: /nɜːkl/ (US) enPR: nûrkl, IPA: /nɝːkl/ Definition (Noun) 1. A person who is intellectual but generally introverted but who lacks...

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From “Nerdicon Weddings” by Madelyn Aisha Goeke

Nerdicon has taken this trend a step further with the addition of a permanent wedding planner to its staff. During the one-week span of the convention, dedicated members may attend up to five weddings...

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